A man tells a female in-law to put Viagra in the Christmas tree water to keep it upright (please see the Substance Use category for more details). A man tells family members that a dog dry-humped a woman's leg and was sickened because of the woman's ugliness. A man says that his daughter-in-law has a nice rack. An overweight man touches his stomach and tells his family, "This is not fat it's all foreskin." A man tells his adult son that if the daughter-in-law is vegetarian, that will interfere with parts of the son's anatomy (oral sex implied). A woman tells a group of children that the notion of the "Virgin Mary" is a lie and the kids just stare at her.
A woman attempts to fix her daughter up with an old boyfriend and is disappointed when it doesn't happen, especially that there will be no grandchildren. A woman on a telephone warns her daughter that her farm hand may get fresh with her and the daughter denies this. A female sales clerk tells someone to forget about lingerie and buy "big girl drawers," or else she will frighten away men. A woman in a small town tells her friends that the town's only whorehouse closed in 1970. Santa Claus dress says that she looks like a whole red light district. A wife tells family members that she and her husband play "Ghost and the Damsel," a game in which blindfolded she feels around a room for her husband who is wearing only a sheet, and attempts to "capture the rapture." An overweight man lies in a bed, shirtless but wearing pajama bottoms and he asks his clothed wife if she "wants some of this" and touches his abdomen (sex is implied) he then puts a sheet over his head and she giggles as the scene ends. A wife and her husband kiss briefly at a concert.
SEX/NUDITY 5 - A man kisses a woman (they are exes) and the woman immediately pulls back and objects.